DWF Genesis

DWF Genesis Dec 29, 2010 17:48:21 GMT -5

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Post by Max on Dec 29, 2010 17:48:21 GMT -5

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Tazz: hello ladies and gentlemen welcome to the excited long awaited first ever Pay Per View of DWF Genesis.
JR: and ladies and gentlemen we are proud to bring you some of the most exciting matches tonight such the fatal 4 way match for the DWF championship a tag team tables match Batista and Undertaker will go head to haed in a lumberjack match and lets not forget later tonight Stephanie McMahon scheduled a triple threat Ladders match for the Hardcore championship
Tazz: well ladies and gents the show is about to start but before we kick off our first match one of our competitors for tonights fatal 4 way Randy Orton would like to make an anouncement

Randy Orton: Hello DWF universe I would like to welcome you to DWF Genesis .... now I come to you with a spoiler for tonights show ....

Randy Orton: Kurt Angle will piss himself and therefore forfeit to go change his singlet, Triple H will drop his hammer by accident and then beg me not to demolish him with an RKO and then CM Punk will hand me over the Title and run like a little girl before I can snap his neck

Randy Orton: you see I have a problem with every single one of those wanna be #1 superstars because unfortunatly for them

Randy Orton: That spots taken by yours truly

Randy Orton: I believe I have said enough to get it through to you people who comes out tonight and always on top
Tazz: well ladies and gentlemen that was a verry cocky anouncement from Randy Orton but now we bring you the first match of the night ... JR would you like to do the honors?
JR: yes I would Tazz .... our first match of the night is a tag team tables match between Mr.Kennedy & Edge against Paul London and Chris Masters

Mr.Kennedy: Now that I have everybodys attention I would like to remind you that I am wheighing in tonight at 243 pounds I hail from Greenbay wiswconsin Mr.KENNEDY

Mr.Kennedy: and my tag team partner wheighing in at 241 pounds he hails from Toronto Ontario Canada the rated R superstar EDGE

Anouncer: On their way to the ring at a combined wheight of 470 pounds the team of Chris Masters and Paul London

*DING DING DING*
Tazz: Kennedy and Edge immidiately taking to their opposing team
JR: Edge delivering such a cold hearted spear to London

Tazz: Oh Edge with a stomp to the throat as Kennedy sets up for a DDT!
JR: so far this match is not working in Lond and Masters favor

JR: as Edge picks up London for more torment Kennedy drops a huge DDT on Masters

JR: My god ... I cant believe what we are seeing here Tazz
Tazz: Edge sending London straight over the ropes

Tazz: but we look here as London holds on to the ropes for dear life

JR: London has his foot through ... Oh that vicious kick by Kennedy into the abdominals of Chris Masters
Tazz: you could hear the smacking of that foot and I cant begin to tell you of the expression of pain of Chris's face

JR: oh Edge got London off the ropes

Tazz: but there isnt a moments rest for London as Edge immidiately leaves the ring to attack him

JR: Kennedy has had Masters at a bad position from the begining

Tazz:Londons up but he isn't aware of who is waiting for him

JR: and Edge dives right into the spear taking down London like he was nothing

Tazz: such synchronized moves by Edge and Kennedy they aren't even together and one after another they are dishing out pain first Edge with that spear from the Apron and now Kennedy with that toss over to the corner'

JR: London picked abad time to be getting up as Edge sets that table

JR: Kennedy getting ready for a suplex

JR: and whats Edge going for!

Tazz: suplex

Tazz: wait

Tazz: Kennedy throwing him up in the air as if he was going to deliver a suplex but turned it into a powerbomb

JR: speaking of bombs Edge going for a black tiger bomb here

Tazz: but Lonon counters it with a hurricanrana
JR: is this it is this where London takes control!?

Tazz: oh man ... did you hear his spine smack against the table?
JR: how couldnt I?

Tazz: uh-oh London isn't finished yet!

JR: Good Lord
Tazz: whats gonna happen here

Tazz: OH MY GAWD
JR: GOOD LORD ... god almighty London went for a moonsault and then turned it into a huge DDT possibly causing a good deal of head trauma to Edge

Tazz: kennedy going for the top rope

Tazz: but Masters is up and he is about to lock in the you know what folks

Tazz: OOHH
JR: Kennedy with a monstrous low blow to Chris Masters just as things started to pick up for London and Masters

Tazz: Kennedy going for a rolling powerbomb and....

Tazz: Oh no ... right through the Table Masters is eliminated from this match up
JR: things not looking up for team London as Masters leaves the contest

Tazz: but London looking to even the odds here

Tazz: with a shooting star press

Tazz: edge gotta look out here or this is the end
JR: watch out

Tazz: Edge leaves the Table just in time for London to land

JR: and here comes Kennedy trying to finish things off here

Tazz: Oh elbow drop right through the table it's over Edge and Kennedy are our victors tonight

JR: look at the smug look on their faces so content with the havoc they just caused
Tazz: hold on JR I am getting word that the brothers of destruction have an anouncement to make with a special guest backstage

Undertaker: Hello humans I am the Undertaker

Kane: and I am Kane

Kane: and we are here with our special gues Vincent Kennedy McMahon

Undertaker: and Vince has a little anouncement to make to the DWF universe and Batista don't you vince?

Mr.McMahon: R-right tonight Batista your match has been changed from a lumberjack match t-to a last man standing match with Kane as Undertakers manager ... p-please Stephanie if your watching this come help me

Undertaker: and if your hoping for backup I wouldn't count to much on it

Tazz: good lord the Undertaker and Kane took out all of Batistas allies leaving Batista between a rock and a hard place tonight

Anouncer: introduucing first on his way to the ring wheighing in at 290 pounds he is from Washington DC the animal Batista!

Anouncer: and the opponent making his way to the ring accompanied by Kane and Mr.McMahon wheighing in at 299 pounds he is from death valley the Undertaker

*DING DING DING*

JR: these 2 men start off with a combination of punches back and forth

Tazz: Oh and Batista with a clothesline to Undertaker right into the corner

JR: Oh ... good lord what a spear into the Undertaker

Tazz: and here comes batista with the lift up I think you know what comes next

JR: what a spinebuster ... so far this match has worked out in Batistas favor out numbered or not

Tazz: but this right here is why Batista is going to have a hard time how can you win a match when you have not 1 but 2 goliath like beasts on your ass looking to physically and violently punish you

JR: McMahon blindfolded by that trash can and unable to move his legs inside of that tire has managed to find the edge of the ring and pull himself up

Tazz: but McMahon isn't the only one starting to get up

Tazz: but as Undertaker begins to get up it appears McMahon goes back down and looking under the apron

JR: McMahons gotta chair!

Tazz: my god spear by Batista right into Kane both men flying off the apron

JR: and here comes the Undertaker

Tazz: Batista look out

JR: talk about getting back at someone here comes Vince McMahon to save the day

Tazz: but thats a sacrifice because Vince can't walk verry well with that tire on his legs and he couldn't hit Undertaker to well he basically fell on him

Tazz: this now making Vince a target for Undertaker and Kane
JR: but you have to give the man credit for standing up for himself
Tazz: and Batista sees an opportunity

Tazz: he doesn't even have to think for a second and immidiately spears Undertaker into the side of the ring

JR: Batistas going for the Batista Bomb

JR: Oh ... but Kane interferes now giving the Phenom the Undertaker the upper hand

Tazz: now Batista recieving a little bit of Powerbomb Karma
JR: or so it seems

Tazz: there goes Batista his fate rests literally on Undertakers shoulders now
JR: is he going to hit it ... is he going to hit the last ride?

Kane: you like that!?
JR: Undertaker and Kane are just roothless
Tazz: not to mention cold hearted they kidnapped our chairman without any thought of remorse

JR: Undertaker and Kane just locked eyes it's almost like their thinking the same thing

Tazz: no Not Vince haven't they torchered him enough
JR: thats the point they just don't care
Mr.McMahon: no ... come on no

*BOOM*
Tazz: wo what the ---
JR: what in the hell is going on

Tazz: Vinces chair from before is set up all of a sudden
JR: what kind of blasfemy is this

Tazz: Oh

JR: My god Kane and the Undertaker with a double chokeslam to the DWF chairman Vince McMahon right into a chair and a man of his age that can't be good for his health in the least

Tazz: but little do the brothers of destruction know that Batista is waiting right behind them with that trash can lid

JR: Oh Undertaker hit right in the face with that top but what will Batista do now that he has Kanes undivided attention

Tazz: Oh ... what a clothesline delivered by Batista

JR: the animal just realized with Kane out of the way Batista can finish Undertaker

Tazz: Batista has the Phenom right where he wants him

JR: Batista had the time to set up a table throughout the entire attack on Mr.McMahon

Tazz: Batista bomb right through the table on Undertaker

JR: Batista now looking at his success in this match thus far
Tazz: here we go with the count
Ref: 1,2,3,4,5...

JR: Batista now looking to bring this match back into the ring

Tazz: and we look over here now as the Undertaker slowly rises ... this is the first time in a long time that I have seen the Undertaker show this amount of pain
Ref: 6,7...

JR: Undertaker has to be hurting after a Batista bomb like that and especially when he went through thatt table

Tazz: and now Kane getting up as well

JR: once again it looks as if these 2 are thinking the same thing
Tazz: this could spell out the end for Batista

Tazz: wo what here comes Stone Cold ... hwy in the hell is he out here he has nothing to do with this match up
JR: man just when you think Batista is in to deep something happens to save him from the Brothers of destruction mameing him

Tazz: brothers of destruction not even aware of Stone Colds arrival here

JR: Kane must suffer yet another clothesline but this time but the unexpected arrival of Stone Cold

Tazz: now Undertaker is focused on Stone Cold does this mean Batista will have another chance at taking out undertaker

JR: STONE COLD
Tazz: STUNNER

JR: Batistas uncaged once again and look out

Tazz: Spine buster by Batista I think this is it JR

JR: this is a team up I have never expected to see Tazz

Ref: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8...

*BOOM*
JR: not again!
Tazz: yet again another explosion of red light caused by the brothers of destructions supposed magic powers

Tazz: the Ref in the recording studio over the loud speaker seems to have stopped counting but it seems as if he is confused as to whats going on
JR: I don't blame him what in the hell is going on!

Tazz: and now Batista looks like its his turn to go through the table

JR: Oh Batista put through a table by the big red monster
Tazz: why isn't the ref counting for undertaker?

JR: theres your answer Tazz
Tazz: well the tables have certainly turned on Batista here

Ref: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
Tazz: No Batista was so close but the brothers of destructions explosions of red light that seem to just change the seen defeated Batistas chances of victory

Tazz: oh no where are they taking Vince
JR: this is sick are they going to keep Vince after all they put him through
Tazz: well ladies and gents we now bring you backstage with the icon Sting

Sting: *sigh*

JBL:you wanted to see me

Sting: I don't know what the hell you were thinking when you pulled that move a few weeks back and randomly eliminated me from the 6 man battle royale

JBL: I was thinking I deserve to win more than you is there anything wrong with that because there is no doubt in my mind that all of the other competitors were thinking the same thing ... including you

Sting: in any case the reason I wanted to see you was to let you know that next episode of DWF no matter your condition me and you are having a match so whether you have broken legs or a fractured skull me and you are going head to head ... oh and when I spoke to this person that let me sign up for our match she said that if you come out champion tonight than our match will be a hardcore championship match and if your not than me and you go head to head for the #1 contendership for the title

JBL: Thats ridiculous and who the hell is the idiot that helped you set this up

Sting: Idiot? hey John you may wanna watch how you talk about Stephanie McMahon.

JBL: are you ...

Tazz: man oh man is JBL pissed about what just went down
JR: maybe if he was a bit smarter last week with Stephanie he wouldn't be in the situation

JR: well in any case folks the following competition is going to be a triple threat ladder match for the Hardcore championship between Chris Jericho, Shawn Michaels, and JBL

Anouncer: coming in first making his way to the ring wheighing in at 226 pounds he is from Winnipeg Canada Chris Jericho

Anouncer: and the challenger wheighing in at 290 pounds he is from New York New York JBL

Anouncer: and the opponent on his way to the ring wheighing in at 225 pounds he is from San Antonio Texas Shawn Michaels

*DING DING DING*

JR: the bell rings and the first man that was targeted was JBL by Michaels and Jericho after JBL's attack on Michaels last week stopping Jericho and Michaels from having the match that was scheduled

Tazz: Michaels and Jericho now realizing they will be forced to fight eachother if JBL refuses to get back in the ring

JR: and Jericho throws the first punch

Tazz: Michaels is dazed

JR: Jericho with a drop kick to Michaels

JR: Jericho can now focus on his maine target from earlier

Tazz: Jericho going for a senton on JBL but JBL side steps it

Tazz: Jericho crashed and burned there
JR: this just goes to show you how dangerous this match can be these men put their lives at risk for others entertainment

Tazz: I think Jericho may have just lost himself the match here JR this is how Angle lost to Orton on our first episode and if you recall Angle wasn't able to make a come back

JR: Michaels is starting to get up now as JBL begins to enter the ring with a ladder

Tazz: uh oh Michaels sees JBL and from the looks of things JBL is now in a world of trouble
JR: Its like JBL has a bullseye on his head
Tazz: more like a kick me sign

JR: JBL got up just to recieve a drop kick from HBK

Tazz: Michaels now setting up that ladder after delivering that brutal drop kick to JBL

JR: look out here comes chris Jericho

Tazz: here it comes Michaels better get off the ladder before its too late

JR: good lord Jericho dropkicking the ladder
Tazz: look at Michaels as he loses hold

Tazz: oh my god crashed and burned Michaels hits the ring like a sack of wet cement

JR: JBL and Jericho starting to get up

JR: they lock eyes

JR: and JBL with a tremendous clothesline on Jericho
Tazz: did you hear the splat when Jericho hit the mat ... heh heh hey I'm a poet and I didn't even know it

JR: now it's JBL who is setting up the ladder as Shawn Michaels gets up

Tazz: But Shawn goes back down after a huge heavy hit by JBL

JR: now JBL is running toward Jericho

Tazz: and a clothesline right into the corner

Tazz: but now JBL turns around right into a sweet chin music

JR: JBL flying over the top rope

JR: and crashing into the ladder

Tazz: down goes JBL it seems anything in this match is possible

Tazz: look here JR Jericho with a scoop and slam on HBK
JR: good lord what an impact it hurt just watching that

Tazz: JBL back in action here as he brings that steel chair in the ring

Tazz: look here as Jericho turns his attention to JBL

Tazz: now they lock up

JR: Jericho threw JBL and himself off the apron!

Tazz: I wonder whats going through the mind of Jericho as he proceeds through this match?

JR: Jericho running up the ladder

Tazz: going for a springboard

Tazz: Moonsault by Jericho is this it for JBL or can he can back in this match up

JR: Jericho now back in the ring

Tazz: but he better look out Michaels has the chair JBL left there

JR: Chairshot to Jericho right against the ropes

Tazz: Michaels is now attempting to climb the ladder yet again

JR: Jericho regaining awareness of where he is and makes his way over to HBK

Tazz: Y2J going for a powerbomb on Michaels
JR: good lord don't do it Jericho

Tazz: my god a powerbomb on Shawn Michaels right over the top rope plummeting the Heart Break Kid into the ground

JR: Y2J making his way up the ladder
Tazz: can he make it

Tazz: Oh my god he's got it its over JR Jerichos done it

JR: good lord what an amazing match truely DWF etertainment at one of its finest moments

Tazz: and just look at the amount of carnage caused by our new Hardcore champion Chris Jericho

Tazz:looks like the iotola of rock'n'rolla is truelly Hardcore champion material

Mr.Kennedy: hello ladies and gentlemen boys and girls Edge and Mr.Kennedy here and earlier tonight you saw me and Edge dominate 2 of DWF's most pathetic superstars so from this point on we refuse to compete with someone not worth our time especially you mid carders

Mr.Kennedy: I mean you have to be pretty top notch to beat such perfection such as msself and Edge here

Edge: right you are Kennedy I mean I can't think of a single mid carder that can even come close to the power that is Kennedy and Edge

Edge: and what you people witnessed is just one victory of many to come

Mr.Kennedy: now if you'll forgive us we will be on our way doing something that none of the DWF roster can do better than us ... which is getting the ladies
Tazz: I think I just learned their gimmick JR
JR: and whats that?
Tazz: I think they enjoy making asses of themselves
JR: well ladies and gentlemen its time for our maine event the final match of the night a fatal 4 way match for the DWF championship

Anouncer: introducing first making his way to the ring wheighing in at 245 pounds he is from st.Louis Missouri Randy Orton

Anouncer: and the challenger on his way to the ring wheighing in at 255 pounds he is from Greenwhich Connecticut Triple H

Anouncer: and the opponent wheighing in at 240 pounds he is from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania Kurt Angle

Anouncer: and introducing next wheighing in at 222 pounds he is from Chicago Illinois he is the DWF champion CM Punk

*DING DING DING*
Tazz: well I cant wait to see who comes out the champion tonight JR I mean I have to say we were only given 3 weeks till a pay per view but this has become our most anticipated match of the night

JR: Oh and everyone immidiately going after Orton

Tazz: well lets not forget Angle has been furious with Orton for weeks after the brutal unreasonable beating Orton gave him
JR: and now we look on here as these men have taken down their main target they now must try and figure out who they want to battle with next

Tazz: Oh and Punk with a dropkick to Kurt Angle

Tazz: as Angle falls over the top rope Punk makes his rebound
for a cross body

Tazz: and lands the cross body right into Triple H

JR: what a clever maneuver made by CM Punk

JR: well ladies and gentlemen as you watch Kurt Angle grab a weapon from under the apron Tazz and I are watching Orton crawl and pickhimself up at the corner of the ring

Tazz: neither Orton nor Punk aware of eachother at the moment as Punk catches his breath and Orton stablizes himself

JR: once again ladies and gentlemen we see a superstar pull out a steel chair

Tazz: uh-oh Punk and Orton just met eyes as they stare fiercly at eachother
JR: imagine the vicious intent going through Ortons head right now
Tazz: I would rather not I plan on being able to go to sleep tonight thank you verry much JR

JR: Oh and a kick to the uh ... a vicious low blowing kick by Orton
Tazz: JR its okay to curse while we are on Pay per view we can only get canceled on the regular television for stuff like that
JR: I know but I am thinking of the kids watching at home
Tazz: if you heard that the I just heard what you just said you would be laughing your ass off JR

JR: look at that cocky look on Ortons face as he locks in that head lock on Punk

Tazz: and Orton drops a heavy DDT on Punk as Kurt Angle gets back in the ring with that steel chair

JR: Oh no Orton look out

Tazz: Triple H is starting to get up and ... oh what a chair shot by Angle

JR: Orton trying to stay on his feet as he lands on his knee trying to bring himself back up

Tazz: Oh no not again Angle
JR: Triple H seems to be enjoying watching Angle take out the competition

Tazz: Oh my god that chair shot was so bone rattling it hurt my head

JR: Angle looking at his cause of destruction as Triple H bounces off the ropes and CM Punk begins to get up

Tazz: Oh man Randy Orton is busted open there is no way he is winning after those 2 chair shots

JR: Oh and a clothesline by Triple H to Kurt Angle

Tazz: Triple H starts to make that rebound off the ropes but Punk stops him with that kick to the face

JR: Oh no Punk look out Randy's gotta chair

Tazz: triple H landing outside of the ring

JR: Angle quickly getting up as Punk suffers a chair shot

Tazz: Angle locks in

Tazz: and German suplec right into the turnbuckle

JR: my god the amount of damage these men go through amazes me

Tazz: good god and now a chair shot to Angle

JR: Oh god no ... Triple H has a sledge hammer

Tazz: Orton waiting for Angle to get up

JR: RKO!!!

Tazz: no wait Angle breaks out and takes control of Orton

Tazz: and Angle delivers a back suplex to Randy Orton

JR: Kurt Angle must be loving the torture he is putting Orton through

Tazz: not as much as Triple is going to love putting Angle through this

JR: Oh ... my god that hammer is possibly one of the most dangerous weapons I have seen in my days here on DWF

Tazz: Triple H now able to come back in the ring

JR: Orton sets up a chair as CM Punk hikes Angle up on his shoulders

JR:Punk tosses Angle Off his shoulders into an RKO and what was it you called that move again Tazz
Tazz: I believe I called it the GTKO

JR: no matter what its calle that high strung of an RKO has got to hurt immensley

Tazz: but where do they go from here

JR: oh no
Tazz: CM Punk and Randy Orton zeroing in on Triple H which probably isn't the best idea while he's holding that sledge hammer

Tazz: and here they come!

JR: down goes Punk but here comes Orton

Tazz: OH my god and Orton suffers the same punishment by Triple H as CM Punk did

JR: Orton busted open even further by that sledge hammer

Tazz: How can Orton even get up after a blow like that
JR: he isn't up he just seems to be sitting there trying to regain sight of where he is

Tazz: Oh no Hunter look out!

JR: Angles going for it he's going for an Angle Slam!

Tazz: Oh my god Kurt Angle knocking the wind out of Triple H there

JR: and Punk and Orton are back up as well

JR: Punk delivering that kick to the face

JR: and Orton delivers yet another RKO

Tazz: it appears as if Orton and Punk are Beggining to team up
JR: and what a way to win a fatal 4 way when you are having this much trouble I am not surprised when people team up in these kind of conditions

Tazz: Punk going for the cover here and 1,2,3 Angles dreams crushed once again eliminating Kurt Angle from this match up

JR: Orton setting up that chair again

Tazz: is Orton going to betray Punk here?!

JR: there he goes with the attempt of an RKO on current DWF champion CM Punk

Tazz: Oh no that really must have hurt

JR: Punks face just rebounded off the steel chair

Tazz: look here as Punk tries to get up and Orton watches him like a squirming bug being tortured

JR: Oh super kick by Orton

Tazz: Orton for the cover here 1,2,3 oh no ladies and gentlemen tonight we are guaranteed a new champion question is will it be Triple H or Randy Orton

JR: look here I think Kurts unconcious

Tazz: Punk leaving in a frusterated state of mind

Tazz: Here it comes Triple H setting up for a Pedigree now

JR: and Orton tosses Triple H over his shoulders

Randy Orton: Get the hell up!!!!!!

JR: Oh my god Orton giving Triple H one hell of an RKo there Tazz
Tazz: my god this is a match for the books DWF history is being written as we speak ladies and gentlemen