DWS ep 2

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JR: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another exciting episode of Dream Wrestling society I'm sitting here at ringside accompanied by my partner Jerry the King Lawler.

Jerry Lawler: thats right JR and last week we witnessed a a great show and I could go on in detail but right now we cut to Rob Van Dam and Samoa Joe who stand backstage with an anouncement


RVD: Triple H last week in your #1 contenders match with the Rock I saved you from Randy Orton and picked you up the win … but when I offered to bring you in to the TNA invasion with no warning you gave me a pedigree … now I won’t be able to wrestle for next week because I have plans with the wife but thats ok … because I have a friend with me here that is always ready to play the game. Because here on the TNA invasion we have a little saying thou who art not among shall be the infidel.

Samoa Joe: That’s right Triple H next week you are going to be coming face to face with the real samoan bulldozer … but that’s not it Hunter next week I don’t know how safe you will be considering it will be a lumberjack match with my boys outside the ring … how does this sound to you Abyss, Brother Ray, Brother Devon, Ric Flair, Kevin Nash and Hulk Hogan … see ya in the ring infidel.

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JR: well speaking of the TNA invasion here comes 2 of their members team 3-D Brother Ray and Brother Devon part of the attack on Roddy Piper and Dusty Rhodes last week and tonight may just be Pipers chance to get back at the TNA invasion as he faces off with brother Ray with Brother Devon at ringside

Jerry Lawler: I wouldn't get my hopes up JR its a wonder Piper can walk after that brutal beating I am surprised he was able to heal up enough to compete in time for this contest

JR: and the bell rings as we start off this match Piper desperately wants to win this and send a message to the rest of the invasion but its nearly impossible to win with 16 other members ready to demolish you whenever and however they please

Jerry Lawler: and Brother Ray starts off this match with a nasty right hook to the jaw of Roddy Piper

JR: oh ... knocking the wind out of Piper with that knee to the gut this is bad King and it can only get worse

Jerry Lawler: oh no here we go JR is he gonna squash the HotRod

JR: whats he going for here King Piper is in no condition for this kind of beating
Jerry Lawler: I dont know JR but whatever it is it won't end well for Piper

JR: he's got'em up in the air whats Ray gonna do now
Jerry Lawler: if we are lucky he will put down Roddy Piper and leave the ring
JR: wishful thinking King but I don't think thats what intended here by Ray or Devon

Jerry Lawler: oh no you know what happens next JR he's going for a gorilla press

JR: my god what a powerful conection with the mat that impact could be heard for miles on
Jerry Lawler: you can say that twice Brother Ray just wants to break the poor man in to bits Piper might never see another match again if this match continues like this

JR: and now Brother goes off towards the ropes maybe Piper can move out of the way in time to gain some sort of momentum here

Jerry Lawler: than he better hurry cause Brother Ray is already coming off the rebound with those ropes JR.

JR: my god he just jumped 3 feet in the air King

Jerry Lawler: and with that 3 feet he dropped a couple hundred pounds on Pipers head with that leg drop

JR: look at the look of arrogance in the face of Brother Ray who could possibly be that content with pummeling someone with little reason Piper had taken damage enough last week against the rest of the TNA invasion so where is the pride in beating him down now

Jerry Lawler: but you have to admit Piper is determined to win no matter how many times you knock him down he gets right back up JR just like his glory days back in world wrestling federation

JR: but Ray gets right back on the attack on Piper here with that nasty lock on his arm

Jerry Lawler: but like I said before Piper shows no intent of giving up here and thats what you have to respect about wrestling veterans like Piper they dont give up easily and even a TNA invader can and should respect that.

JR: Brother Ray finally releasing the grip on that arm

Jerry Lawler: but the torcher isn't over submission or not JR

JR: now here comes Brother Ray fixing up for a backdrop suplex

Jerry Lawler: and a vicious impact by Brother Ray this could be it for Hot Rod king

JR: Roddy Piper hasn't gotten a single hit in King I think its safe to say this match belongs to Brother Ray

Jerry Lawler: uh oh I believe Ray is headed to the turnbuckle for a high risk manuever now JR

Brother Ray: TNA invasion!!! down with the infidel!

JR: and once again we here those nasty words from the TNA invasion down with infidel
Jerry Lawler: how come we are infidel if they are the invaders JR
JR: beats me King but I wouldn't question them or you could end up like Roddy Piper or Dusty Rhodes did last week

Jerry Lawler: here we go top rope baby whats gonna happen next

JR: good lord is Piper insane he's running right at 'em

Jerry Lawler: well JR their even level now and up their anything is possible even Piper gaining an advantage over Brother Ray

JR: good god almighty Ray anything but this not a powerbomb the man has suffered enough

Jerry Lawler: my god JR did you see that it was just brutal that was incredible
JR: I don't think incredible is the word for it King

Jerry Lawler: and Right back up comes Brother Ray

JR: this is just brutal when does the torment end just pin him and leave the poor man alone

Jerry Lawler: oh no is he going to the top again

JR: oh no you just had the jinx it didnt ya JR he's going to destroy Piper

Brother Devon: common Ray nail this infidel!!!
Jerry Lawler: my gof just listen to Devon directing Brother Ray to basically annihalate the HotRod

JR: here he comes King and it looks as if he's going for a nasty diving headbut on Piper

Jerry Lawler: My god whos jinxing it now JR theres no way this will end well for Piper

JR: now here comes Brother Ray with a cover
Ref: 1,2...

Jerry Lawler: impressive kick out at 2 by Piper

JR: what in the hell is Brother Devon doing King
Jerry Lawler: I don't know JR but it can't be good

JR: By god Piper finally has Brother Ray in a hold a head lock to be specific is this it is this where the tables turn

Jerry Lawler: I believe it is JR because Piper just dropped a gargantuan DDT on Brother Ray

JR: Oh no what's Devon gonna do with that
Jerry Lawler: hopesfully it's to sit JR

JR: and Devon slips Brother Ray that steel chair as Ray paces his way back up with that cheap shot low blow to Piper

Jerry Lawler: oh no Devon has the ref distracted I think I know exactly where this is going JR

JR: this is just cruel how could any man in his right mind do this to anybody

Jerry Lawler: good lord JR talk about the chair shot heard round the world

Brother Ray: TNA invasion all the way mother @#$%er
JR: come on there are kids watching this we don't need that language

Brother Devon: look look he's gottem

Ref: 1,2,3

JR: well the match is over but juding by that table I dont think Team 3-D is done just yet King

Jerry Lawler: like I said last week JR Piper can't catch a break and yet again helpless he is left in the hands of the cruel TNA invasion

JR: there's no way King they can't

Jerry Lawler: yes they can JR and they will here it comes ... the Dudley death drop

JR: talk about cruelty I don't think Piper has ever been put through this much hell King

Jerry Lawler: I dont think anyone has ever been put through this much Hell JR

JR: and here we go this may just be the last we see of Roddy Piper after an attack like this King

Jerry Lawler: I think I'm speechless JR there is no way to describe the pain Hotrod must be in right now

JR: I second the emotion King and I am disgusted

Jerry Lawler: how can we get rid of these guys JR the TNA invasion is just to powerful is this the end for the WWE superstars of DWS

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The Rock: Last week yours truly was attacked by a certain TNA invader … now the Rock aint gonna name names but what the Rock is gonna say is you better watch your candy ass cause the Rock is coming for you jabroni Bitch. As for the rest of the TNA invasion I will gladly check your asses in to the smack down hotel its right down the street from Jabroni lane just don’t make the right at Albuquerque cause the Rock will be waiting and the Rock will be waiting to layeth the smacketh down on these so called invaders

Abyss: sorry I missed that last part where do I not take the right?

JR: Uh-oh
Jerry Lawler: good lord Rocky look out

JR: no not this anything but this
Jerry Lawler: he's going for a chokeslam JR

JR:my god the screeching of the audio machines after the Rocks back smashes into them due to Abyss chokeslam
Jerry Lawler: I cant watch tell me what happens JR this is just to menacing for me

JR: my god it isn't over yet King Abyss has him by the head

JR: and drops an enormous DDT on the great one the Rock

Abyss: thats what happens when the infidel dare to challenge the TNA invasion ... and it better not happen again ... great one

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Jerry Lawler: well ladies and Gents on a lighter note we now look on as AJ Styles enters the ring for the our next match of the night witch is the first match of JBL's million dollar tournament

JR: that's right King and I would to anounce folks that the man of monoply is here himself I would like to welcome our guest anouncer at this time JBL

JBL: thank you JR .... you know for one of these wellfare freaks your an alright guy Jim but I have to say I am surprised you haven't looked at me as the perfection of riches I am ... I mean a million dollar tournament ... who else can afford that certainly not you

JR: well no but Vince McMahon certainly can
JBL: but the man needs the money he's raking ... this million is just grocery money for me
Jerry Lawler: why don't we concentrate less on economics and more on this match it's wrestling in Louisianna not wallstreet in New York guys

JBL: your right JR just look at these 2 scramble for my money ... I have to say though Edge does have a pretty high lift there on Styles

JR: and he launched Styles up in the air for that powerbomb maneuvered position

Jerry Lawler: but Styles as always uses his athleticism to break free of Edges grasp

JR: and brings down the ultimate opportunist with a canadian destroyer

JBL: AJ with a clever cover here is he one step closer to begging for my money
Ref: 1,2...

JR: why don't you shut up about your god damned money and talk about the match
JBL: I think I'm sensing a bit of jealousy JR
Jerry Lawler: hey we aren't here to argue we are here to watch the match

JBL: your right King I apologize as for the match I have to say Edges kick out was pretty impressive

JR: but Styles brings in a kick to the gut of the ratyed R superstar

Jerry Lawler: and here we go ladies and gentlemen AJ pulls Edge in whats he gonna do here

JBL: going for a powerbomb on Edge this could be it for this part of our tournament

JR: but Edge counters with a hurricanrana on Styles

Jerry Lawler: can the phenomenol one pull a fast one here

JBL: call it as you see it King AJ's hittin a spring board there

JR: Styles went for a moonsault but the ultimate opportunist Edge ran out of the way just in time

Jerry Lawler: But AJ lands on his feet and grapples Edge from behind

JBL: my god what german suplex Styles just did there thats you call true heart this man is just determined to see that pay check if he wins and continues through the tournament like this he won't be seeing food stamps for quite a while he will be living luxury with the million if he wins of course

JBL: but then again I doubt it considering after there is a winner he has to beat me for the million which won't happen ... and that means I will be getting a new lacky doing as I say when I say

AJ Styles: common infidel get up!!!
Jerry Lawler: well theres that word again a word we have been hearing all night from TNA invasion members

JBL: that makes me think how much do you think it costs to buy out the TNA invasion and have them work for me instead

JR: it depends on how long your willing to let them beat on you
JBL: meaning?
Jerry Lawler: I think JR means there is no buying savages that only come to destroy
JBL: everyone has a price King
Jerry Lawler: yeah and now Edge pays the price for not paying attention as AJ Styles drops a big drop kick to Edge

JR: my god look at the dominance inserted by the phenomenal AJ Styles

JBL: and this is what I like in a superstar the ability to show off how much @$$ you can kick

Jerry Lawler: so much for kicking @$$ John Edge is getting up and AJ should really stand his ground

JR: Edge with that disgusting low blow to the inner thigh of AJ Styles

JBL: why dont you grow a set and say balls JR nobody at home cares and as for the kids ... screw the kids they won't amount to anything in life anyway ... at least not this generation

Edge: Infidel my @$$ Styles!!!

JR: Uh oh Edge is going for a spear here

Jerry Lawler: off he foes but Styles see's him coming straight for 'em

JBL: talk about the element of surprise this man will make a great lacky for me I hope he's the one to think he wins this million dollar tournament

JR: no he's not going for
Jerry Lawler: Oh yes he is JR AJ's going for a Styles clash

JBL: Edge for lift off

AJ Styles: it's Over!!!!!!

JR: this is just awful Edge cant win this

JBL: a nice landing by Styles there I think it's over

Jerry Lawler: here we go

JR: AJ's got the cover
JBL & Ref: 1,2,3

Finally I can leave ... I was starting to get woozy from the smell of middle classman... good luck AJ and good luck to you Jim Moneyless and Jerry the wellfare Lawler
JR: just get out of here jackass
Jerry Lawler: what about the kids JR like you said
JR: this is an exception I just can't stand that man

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JR: well now that we are rid of mr.money bags folks we move on to our next match where another #1 contender for the DWS championship will be decided as Randy Orton takes on Rob Van Dam

Jerry Lawler: speak of the devil theres the whole F'n show himself JR and honestly to my surprise I am rooting for Orton because of the TNA invasion gets to the DWS championship then we are screwed

JR: well you got that right King but I have to say I can't root for either of these men one's a ruthless animal and another is a cold blooded TNA invader

Jerry Lawler: Orton starts things off with a kick to the gut of RVD bringing the odds in Ortons favor

JR: Ortons got 'em in a headlock here King

Jerry Lawler: but Rob Van Dam lifts him up in the air I have to say for an invader the man has still got it

JR: and whats "it" King

Jerry Lawler: that hardcore amazing ECW touch that Sabu has although he's invasion to so I guess we don't have much ECW to relive without cheering on an invader

JR: my god Van Dam with an enourmous impact on Orton right there

Jerry Lawler: come on Orton get back up we can't let an invader near the DWS title

JR: as Iconic as this man is I can't stand the sight of him as an invader it's just too hard to think about what could happen if he got his hands on the DWS championship

Jerry Lawler: which is exactly why I would rather not think about it JR

JR: is he going for a Van Daminator this early in the match

Jerry Lawler: Yup but Orton ducked just in time meaning theres hope for the DWS title yet

JR: you say it as if Cena will lose it no matter who the contender is and even if Van Dam does win Cena isn't the only DWS superstar there there is also Triple H

Jerry Lawler: and Ortons going for an RKO

JR: but just like last week RVD pushes Orton off to avoid the cruel punishment of an RKO

Jerry Lawler: but RVD brings in an RKO of his own on Randy Orton

JR: By god what an impact made there by Rob Van Dam taking down Orton with his own finisher
Jerry Lawler: now theres a statement for ya

Rob Van Dam: come on Orton
JR: at least the word Infidel didn't leave his mouth JR

Jerry Lawler: yeah but I bet it's because he got use of the word earlier tonight in his promo with Samoa Joe

JR: and Orton lifts up Van Dam for what looks like an alabama slam

Jerry Lawler: and how right you are JR

JR: going for a crab lock here

Jerry Lawler: locks it in on RVD but nobody knows at this point where the match is headed

JR: Van Dam desperately reaching out for those ropes King

Jerry Lawler: and he's got one RVD's gotta rope break freeing him of the vipers vicious clutchs

JR: Van Dam must be in a world of relief after that release of stress

Jerry Lawler: same mistake Styles made earlier here not standing his ground and allowing Van Dam to bring himself back into the match

JR: Orton should really watch him now RVD's fixing for something nasty

Jerry Lawler: good god Van Dam give the poor man a break

JR: what a german suplex into the corner that can do some serious damage and cause permanent spinal damage King

Jerry Lawler: listen you don't have to tell me twice JR

JR: Van Dam has the look in his eye that shows the intent of absolutely no mercy something all of the TNA invaders seem to show

Jerry Lawler: RVD headed to the corner now meaning like you said no mercy for Orton

Rob Van Dam: this is the face of a real wrestler TNA all the way shut your mouth
JR: better keep a bit quieter King he doesn't sound to happy with us

Jerry Lawler: and here comes the pain as RVD sets up for a high risk maneuver on Orton

JR: god almighty five star frog splash on Orton

Jerry Lawler: good lord Orton just got the wind knocked out of him

Ref: 1,2,3

Jerry Lawler: no Ortons lost this means TNA invasion is closer to the DWS title than we want them to be

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Dusty Rhodes: last week I was brutally attacked by people who call themselves the TNA invasion earlier tonight I watched as the peoples champion the Rock was attacked backstage by Abyss of the TNA invasion. You want to call us the infidel but truth be told you are the intruders … so I am setting up a match next week I want to deliver a message when I face Mick Foley in a first blood match

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Jerry Lawler: well ladies and gentlemen it's time we ended our night and move on to tonights maine event

JR: that's right King tonight Sabu puts his hardcore championship on the line against the Hurricane Gregory Helms in an extreme rules match

Jerry Lawler: last week Sabu made an open challenge for this match and Gregory Helms boldly stood up and took the challenge question is can he complete it or will Sabu continue squashing his opponents

JR: and Sabu starts this match up off with a nasty kick to the gut

Jerry Lawler: well here we go JR the suicidal homicidal genocidal Sabu sets himself up and may the torcher begin

JR: Suplex position prepared Sabu readying himself for the violent drop he wants to deliver

Jerry Lawler: My god he dropped Helms from that height in to a horrifying DDT

JR: the man is ruthless King he has made a hobby out of hurting people and slowly tourmenting them

Jerry Lawler: not in rescent weeks rescentally Sabu has just squashed his opponents and laughed in the face of his fallen rivals

JR: Sabus coming off the ropes here

Jerry Lawler: with a swift and impressive moonsault

JR: no wait BY GOD he made the extra flip and turned it into a leg drop

Jerry Lawler: Talk about high risk maneuver JR that was amazing

JR: Indeed it was King and it may just end here if Helms doesn't get his game together

Jerry Lawler: I hope not considering Sabu is one of the TNA invaders I am actually rooting for Greg to win this one

JR: well maybe with Sabu exiting the ring Helms will find the momentum he needs to take over this match

Jerry Lawler: I would assume so JR
JR: looks as if Sabu is looking for a weapon King

Jerry Lawler: Oh baby steel chairs all the way

JR: Sabus back in the ring and Helms looks like he finally remembered where he is right now

Jerry Lawler: and it's a good thing to because Sabu is completely unaware that the Hurricane is getting up

JR: here it comes King I thing Helms has 'em cornered

Jerry Lawler: my god what a violent kick to the face by Helms there

JR: and now we look on as a groggy Sabu bounces off the ropes

Jerry Lawler: and here comes Helms to dominate Sabu

JR: By god King Helms went for a shining wizard but with the energy Sabu had left he has caught the Hurricane in his grasp

Jerry Lawler: and throws Helms into possition for a powerbomb

JR: and throws him down with a tremendous sit down powerbomb

Jerry Lawler: and here we go Sabu for the cover
Ref: 1,2,3

JR: good god leave him Sabu the match is over there's no need for further torcher

Jerry Lawler: My god JR did you see that because that was just horrible

JR: truth be told I wish I hadn't seen that King that was just brutality and nothing else

Jerry Lawler: no use in trying to talk sense into him ref get outta there while you still can

JR: Good God not the refferee what has he done to deserve this

Jerry Lawler: nothing JR the man just likes to hurt people ... good night folks and see you next time on Dream Wrestling Society