DWS ep4

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Triple H: Orton … listen man tonights an important match me and Dwayne have agreed that for tonight bigons need to be bigons because we need to shut the TNA invaders up so I’m warning you now if you screw this up for us after the Rumble your ass is mine

Randy Orton: I understand and the same goes for you if either of you so much as look at me the wrong way tonight Rated RKO will pay you a visit right after the rumble so you have no worries from me as long as you 2 stay out of my way

The Rock: so it’s understood Triple H the Rock and Randy Orton will stay out of each others way and there will be punishment for who evers candy ass screws up first

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Jerry Lawler: well ladies and gentlemen here comes Gregory Helms who just 2 weeks ago took on Sabu for the Hardcore title he didn't last long but Helms makes his return tonight and there is only one question to be asked of him will he pull off a win tonight or will he be squashed like he was 2 weeks ago by Sabu

JR: well I have to tell you King your chances aren't verry high of winning when you face this war machine of a man I mean just last week we watched as Goldberg made Batista look like a featerwheight

Jerry Lawler: I guess your right JR last week Goldberg batted Batista around this ring like he was nothing I don't think Helms has a good chance of winning but maybe lady luck will be on his side tonigt JR

JR: if lady luck is here tonight King she sure as hell aint with Helms with a headlock take down like that Goldberg could easily snap this mans neck

Jerry Lawler: well maybe if it were some other cruiserwheight JR I mean Helms may not be a winner but he is pretty durable he has been thrown around off ladders into flames you name it and this mans back has broken it

JR: looks like Goldbergs getting a little cocky here King Helms was just flattened by him yet he is almost immidiately getting up

Jerry Lawler: oh no this is the move that demolished Batista last week JR if Goldberg hits that spear it could be the end of Gregory Helms as we know it

JR: good lord King I could here the smacking of Goldbergs shoulder into the rib cage of Helms's chest the world of Pain Gregory must bein right now must be immense

Jerry Lawler: I have seen a couple of rough spears in my day JR but I think this one fits in the top ten he could have ruptured his spine with a feirce spear like that

JR: but it doesn't look like Goldberg is done with him yet King he's picking Helms up for more of this tourment

Jerry Lawler: good god what's he going for here JR is this really necessary

JR: my god he's got him in the air this man is a beast it's like his entire body is made of adrenaline

Jerry Lawler: oh my God JR I can't believe I didn't notice it sooner Goldbergs going for a jackhammer on Helms

JR: thats it it's over Helms is out I don't think he can take much more of the haenus torcher

Ref: 1,2,3

Goldberg: now that that's over with I have one question for all of you people of the DWS universe .... WHO'S NEXT!?

Jerry Lawler: my god just as Bill Goldberg leaves the ring and Helms gets up in comes Sabu the man who viciously tore Helms apart just 2 weeks ago in a hardcore match

JR: and it looks like yet again Sabu wants to put Helms through as much pain as possible but what buisness does Sabu have with Helms they haven't had any problems since their match 2 weeks ago

Jerry Lawler: my god he cratle dropped him into that violently disturbing DDT

JR: it looks as if the suicidal genocidal homicidal TNA invader Sabu strikes again but why ... why attack a helpless Helms
Jerry Lawler: he's the hardcore champion JR he doesn't think he needs a reason to hurt people

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JR: well ladies and gentlemen with our next show being the Pay per view of the Royal Rumble it appears Scott Hall the embassador of the TNA invasion has something to say about our upcoming event which he among other TNA invaders will be part taking in

Scott Hall: Hey Yo…… Survey Time!!! Who is one of the brainiest of the TNA invasion … who kicks more ass than Chuck Norris in a Kung Fu movie … who makes the Sexy boy Shawn Michaels look like a dog turd in comparison to his own beauty … and most importantly who is going to win the Royal Rumble and main event at Wrestlemania … the answer is your truly that’s right ladies and gents you are looking at TNA head honcho and the soon to be “new mr.wrestlemania” because the bad guy always … and I mean always … gets his way … no matter what the cost!

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Jerry Lawler: well our next match is a part of JBL's million dollar tournament where the winner of the tournament faces JBL for a shot at 1 million dollars but if the winner of the tournament loses to JBL it is said they will be forced to serve JBL as he pleases

JR: well here comes one man who we mentioned was low on money in episode 1 of DWS and if he can overcome HBK and win the tournament along with defeating mr. monopoly JBL than Punk just might be able to pull himself out of financial debt

Jerry Lawler: yeah but think about the consequences if Punk wins the tournament and loses to JBL JR Punk will be Johns personal gaurd dog and nobody wants to see that happen to Punk the man seems to be a fan favorite

JR: fan favorite or not it won't protect you from the powerful legs of the Heart Break Kid with that kick to the gut I think we were getting a little ahead of ourselves King it's anybodys game in this tournament and Punk might not even win the tournament

Jerry Lawler: I guess your right JR although my heart does go out to Punk seeing as he could really use that million dollar prize

JR: well you might want to pull out your wallet and hand punk some cash King because Michaels is whipping out a nasty neck breaker on the straight edge superstar

Jerry Lawler: Michaels really knows how to pull out all the stops and if you ask me he has a great potential for winning this tournament

JR: but at the same time Punk has just as much potential as Michaels here and like I said before King it's anybody's game and for all we know neither of these men will win the tournament

Jerry Lawler: well it looks like Michaels awaits an opening on Punk as Punk pries himself up on those ropes

JR: by god Michaels moves in but Punk turns around right on time with that elbow to the face of Shawn Michaels

Jerry Lawler: Punk grips the back of HBK's head for a little pain

JR: my god right into the turnbuckle by Punk Michaels head smacks the corner like a sack of bricks

Jerry Lawler: good god what in the hell could Punk possibly be going for here JR

JR: good god King he's going for a spring board maneuver here on HBK

Jerry Lawler: but Michaels catches Punk in mid air you said it once and you can say it again JR it's anybodys game especially right now

JR: brings Punk up on his shoulders wheres Michaels gonna go from here King'

Jerry Lawler: nowhere because Punk just turned the tables on the show stopper

JR: now Punk has Michaels on his shoulders ... can Punk pull off a GTS

Jerry Lawler: nope because now the balls in Shawns court turning the tables yet again

JR: but Punk just narrowly dodges that sweet chin music putting the straight edge super star ahead of the game now King

Jerry Lawler: now Punk comes in with a sweet xhin music of his own on HBK

JR: down goes Michaels if he can pull himself together right now Punk may just win this

Jerry Lawler: and there he goes locking in the anaconda vice on Shawn Michaels but the show stopper doesn't tap out that easy JR

JR: by god King he's done it Punk has done it not only has Punk won to move on to the next round of the tournament but he got Shawn Michaels to tap out something not many people can do

Jerry Lawler: well I would hate to quote a TNA invader but Ric Flair once said to be the man you have got to beat the man and CM Punk surely just beat the man

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JR: well with the royal rumble right around the corner here comes the man who is hosting the million dollar tournament which we just saw part of here he comes ladies and gentlemen mr. money bags himself JBL

JBL: hello penny pinchers and money grubbers I am mr.money bags John Bradshaw Layfield and tonight I am out here to tell you that you don’t need to waste your money paying to see the rumble because I JBL using the power of economic intelligence can tell you the results right here right now …blah blah blah triple threat championship match blah blah blah million dollar tournament match and finally yours truly captain monopoly wins the royal rumble … or at least buys the win off of the real winner it all verries but either way no matter what happens yours truly is going to wrestlemania

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Jerry Lawler: well boys and girls we have quite a treat for you tonight as we start our next match with the debut of former WWE superstar John Morrison as he takes on the hardcore icon himself Mick Foley

JR: and speak of the devil here comes Foley now who last week demolished Dusty Rhodes later that night we recieved word Rhodes had a concossion and might not be able to ever return to DWS after that 20 foot DDT drop through that table

Jerry Lawler: well I hope for John sake he doesn't suffer the same fate because Morrison has talent and it would be a darn shame to have to watch him walk away from wrestling forever

JR: they lock up but Foley has the size advantage over Morrison here King

Jerry Lawler: and Morrison recieves a violent kick to the gut by Mick Foley

JR: oh no looks like Foley's gonna go for a DDT King

Jerry Lawler: good god Foley dropped Morrisons skull right into the mat with that one JR

JR: and Foley with an immidiate pick up he doesn't want to let up for one second because Morrison can possibly ease his way to a win here King

Jerry Lawler: Uh oh JR he's locked up Morrison by the waist

JR: and now it looks like Foleys out of the ring to cause his daily dose of havoc

Jerry Lawler: well it looks like Foleys ready for some top rope action JR

JR: by god King he's going for an elbow drop Morrison better watch out

Jerry Lawler: my god what an impact by Foley dropping that immense elbow drop right into the abdominal area of John Morrison

JR: Foley and Sabu are 2 men I think are alike they just love getting off on hurting people thats all they evr like to do is deliver pain to their opponent whether it be in a match in the ring or in parking lot when your leaving to the air port to go home

Mick Foley: I don't need to here crap from you infidels @#$% you!

Jerry Lawler: and now it's Foley who's in danger as morrison goes towards the ropes

JR: and Morrison comes off the ropes with a springboard but will Morrison be able to hit Foley

Jerry Lawler: Yes! Morrison with a beautiful pele kick on Mick Foley

JR: Morrison was being thrown around like a rag doll at the begining of this match but not any more Morrison took down Foley with that Pele kick and turned the tables around in this match

Jerry Lawler: but Morrison isn't done yet here he comes now running for Foley

JR: my god Morrison with a standing shooting star press on Foley talk about a taste of your own medicine

Jerry Lawler: talk about an impactful delivery Morrison is a true athlete this man never seems to give up and here carries his pride verry well

JR: Morrison with a cover this could be it
Ref: 1,2...

Jerry Lawler: kick out at 2 by Foley

JR: Morrison is up but his opponent is leaving the ring

John Morrison: @#$% the invasion DWS!!!

Jerry Lawler: uh oh Morrison might just eat those words JR Foley has a chair in his hands

JR: my god Foley smacking Morrisons skull violently with that steel chair

Jerry Lawler: this is getting ridiculous JR Morrison may have won but not by the circumstances he was expecting I'm sure

JR: poor Morrison blood pooring down his face at the hands of the violent criminally insane Mick Foley

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Sabu: ladies and gentlemen earlier tonight you saw me Sabu attack one of the worst possible hardcore wannabes in wrestling which is why tonight I come to tell you I will no longer tolerate Gregory Helms matches so I warn you know Greg if I see you in this ring ever again me and a few of my friends might have to comes down there and have a little chat with you … thank you and enjoy the rest of your infidel infested show

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Jerry lawler: well ladies and gentlemen it's maine event time and here come the outsiders Scott Hall and Kevin Nash for the upcoming 8 man tag team match

JR: and now here comes the legend Killer Randy orton who I have received word by special request of DWS champion John Cena will be in the championship match
Jerry Lawler: looks like Cena wants revenge after rated RKO's attack on episode 1

JR: speaking of revenge during episode 1's main event Orton and Van Dam had gotten into a little Brawl which led to Triple H attacking Van Dam after the match was over

Jerry Lawler: speak of the devil here comes Hunter now just 3 weeks ago he defeated the Rock and now they must team up tonight to take og 4 members of the TNA invasion

JR: and I am reminded now that it appears that this is Abyss's debut match all he has done the past couple of weeks is attack superstars such as Triple H last week and Dusty Rhodes on episode 1

Jerry Lawler: and here comes the Rock who was attacked by Abyss on episode 2 during his backstage promo warning Rob Van Dam not to interfere with the peoples champ

JR: and here comes Roddy Piper on his return after his nasty attack on episode 1 and then violently disturbing defeat and then attack on episode 2 by team 3-D Brother Ray and Brother Devon

Jerry Lawler: and here we go as Roddy Piper takes on his episode 1 attacker Abyss who has an immense size advantage over hot rod

JR: my god Abyss with a nasty little right hook to the jaw of Roddy Piper

Jerry Lawler: and now the monster Abyss inverts a left punch to Piper as Piper rebounds off the first punch

JR: Piper rebounds dazily off the left hook by Abyss

Jerry Lawler: Piper better regain his momentum quick JR or else he could get screwed over easily here

JR: I think your catching on a little late King Piper may already be screwed because Abyss seems to be setting up for a chokeslam

Jerry Lawler: lucky for hot rod Rocky tagged himself in just in time

JR: Piper suffers a chokeslam as the currently legal man the Rock steps up to the plate to take on Abyss

Jerry Lawler: the peoples champ has him by the hair JR

JR: and gives Abyss a huge right hook

Jerry Lawler: Rocky bringing in Abyss with an irish whip now JR

JR: there he goes King Rocky's launching him off like a missile

Jerry Lawler: talk about size difference though JR Abyss could just stomp on the peoples champion

JR: here comes Abyss off the rebound from those ropes

Jerry Lawler: and in comes the Rock with a clothesline on the monster Abyss

JR: listen to the crowd eat this up King theyr'e loving this match and I have to say so am I these men are putting on quite a show

The Rock: DWS!!!

Jerry Lawler: uh oh Rocky look lout here comes the monster

JR: Abyss with a vicious kick to the gut of the Rock

Jerry Lawler: Abyss bringing in the peoples champ for a DDT here but just like tonights match between HBK and CM Punk this match is anybodys game

JR: by god Abyss drops a DDT as the limbs of the Rock flop into the air like a damned rag doll talk about torment King

Kevin Nash: common tag me!!!!!

Jerry Lawler: Abyss comes in with a tag to Big Sexy Kevin Nash

JR: uh oh the Rock better watch out here King Nash is out for blood

Jerry Lawler: the Rock should do the smart thing and make the tag

JR: looks like it's to late for that King the Rocks in big trouble now

Triple H: come on Big D you wanna go!!

Jerry Lawler: Hunter taging in and I don't understand why is Hunter calling Keving Nash Big D

JR: well if you recall King Nash back when he was on WWE used to go by the name of Diesel which is the name Triple H is used to

Jerry Lawler: well here comes Triple H to take on Doctor Nash

JR: Triple H is really bringing on the game now King I think the King of Kings is ready to pull out all the stops tonight

Jerry Lawler: my god JR look at how high Triple H has Kevin Nash in the air with that suplex

JR: my god Triple H drops a huge suplex as Nash hits the floor with a violent crash

Jerry Lawler: and the Game tags in Orton

JR: and Orton enters the ring as Nash makes the tag to Van Dam

Jerry Lawler: looks like Ortons getting what he wants ... a shot at revenge at RVD and this is his chance right here right now

JR: let's hope he takes it Orton was so busy glaring at Van Dam he got dropkicked

Jerry Lawler: Orton better get up quick because RVD is showing more momentum than Orton can at the moment

JR: and Van Dam tags in Scott Hall

Jerry Lawler: and Orton recieves a nasty kick to the gut by Hall

JR: here it comes King that contorted power bomb the end just might be here for Orton

Jerry Lawler: well he's up in the air JR but can Orton escape in time to avoid impact with the ground

JR: Orton jumps out just in time

Jerry Lawler: and here comes the viper with an RKO to Scott Hall

JR: RKO!! but wait theres Abyss preparing for a chokeslam on Orton

Jerry Lawler: oh no here it comes JR Ortons in trouble now

JR: my god what a chokeslam on Orton as he hits the ground

Jerry Lawler: but in comes Piper with a kick to the gut of Abyss

JR: and here it comes King I think Pipers gonna drop a DDT on the monster Abyss

Jerry Lawler: my god a vicious DDT to the monster Abyss conecting his skull right into the mat

JR: but here comes Kevin nash giving Piper a taste of his own medicine

Jerry Lawler: this could be Pipers curtain call JR

JR: here it comes King he's going for a powerbomb here on the hot rod

Jerry Lawler: and there goes Rowdy Roddy Piper thrown right into the mat by Kevin Nash

JR: but there goes Triple H

Jerry Lawler: my god he's setting up for a pedigree JR

JR: and the game gets up just to recieve a Van Daminator from Rob Van Dam

Jerry Lawler: but in comes the peoples champ the Rock going for a rock bottom JR

JR: good lord what an impact

Jerry Lawler: and halls back up to take down the Rock

JR: Scott Halls setting up but Ortons almost regained his momentum after that chokeslam by Abyss

Jerry Lawler: come on Orton hurry up and save Rocky your partners in trouble here

JR: and Orton comes right in time and saves the Rock with that RKO on Scott Hall

Jerry Lawler: this is it JR I think Ortons about to pick up the win

Ref: 1,2,3

JR: my god I can't believe it ... even with all that bad blood DWS over came the TNA invasion and pulled off an amazing win here tonight

Jerry Lawler: my god I knew it was to good to be true JR there goes Orton with a sneak attack RKO

JR: but Orton better run because Piper and Triple H just caught on and are ready to hunt down Orton like a wild animal

Jerry Lawler: what a coward he attacks and then runs when he realizes he's out numbered

JR: well that's it for tonight folks be sure to tune in next time on Dream Wrestling Society I am Jim Ross and this is my partner Jerry the King Lawler signing off for the night we will see you at the royal rumble ladies and gentlemen