Post by Max on Dec 25, 2010 10:21:32 GMT -5
JR: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another airing of Domination wrestling federation and what a match card we have for you tonight
Tazz: Thats right JR we are kicking off tonights first match with a 6-man battle royale
JR: But first one of tonights maine eventers, Randy Orton would like some to time to speak about his match tonight with Triple H
Randy Orton: Hello ladies and gentlemen boys I am Randy Orton
Randy Orton: The most dominant superstar in all of proffesional wrestling, Tonight I am in the maine event against fellow #1 contender Triple H and I would like to apologize to all of you DWF fans that the maine event you payed to see is going to be so short considering I am facing such trash, and like all trash I am going to tear Triple H apart and than Take him out
Randy Orton: And Punk I hope your watching this because just like last week Triple H is going to face the same fate as Kurt Angle did and then whe I am done with you at DWF Genesis
Randy Orton: The DWF universe will see me as the rightfully crowned DWF champion and you the pathetic warrior who couldn't rise up to a challenge on the ground begging me not to give another RKO
Randy Orton: And further more....
Triple H: AHEM
Randy Orton: .........Uh... oh .... um hey Hunter
Triple H: Don't mind me Randy I was just watching you play pretend .... go ahead continue like I'm not even here I like seeing that kids still have active imaginations
Triple H: Hey don't look so angry how about after this we go get you some ice cream or a new tricycle the other kids on the block might make fun of you but with an imagination like yours it's a motor cycle
Triple H: Ha .... see you in the ring Orton
Tazz: well folks you heard them Triple H and Randy Orton tonight in our maine event and with all that tention and anger we will probably see anything is possible in that ring
JR: But thats later tonight right now we give you folks the first match of the night a 6-man battle royale
Anouncer: on his way to the ring wheighing in at 205 pounds he is from Austin Texas Paul London
Anouncer: and now making his way to the ring wheighing in at 250 pounds he is from Venice Beach California the Icon Sting
Anouncer: And now entering the ring wheighing in at 225 pounds he is from San Antonio Texas Shawn Michaels
Anouncer: And now on his way to the ring wheighing in at 290 pounds he is from New York New York JBL
Anouncer: and now Making his way to the ring wheighing in at 290 pounds the Animal Batista
Anouncer: Abd the opponent wheighing in at 226 pounds Chris Jericho
JR & Tazz: OH
*Ding Ding Ding*
Tazz: sweet chin music right before the bell
Tazz: Oh and a spear by Batista
JR: JBL sneaking his way out of the ring
Tazz: If you ask me this is one of the most disrespectful and cowardly way to win a match like this
JR: how can anyone do that with pride?
Tazz: look at him slither under there like a snake what a coward
Tazz: Stinger setting up Paul London in the corner
JR: Sting Irish whip launching Paul London towards Batista
Tazz" Oh Batistas got him and .... OHo spine buster
JR: Michaels and Jericho seem to be back up
Tazz: look who crawled out of his cave
Tazz: Oh come on
JR: JBL with a sneak attack on sting eliminating the Icon from this match
Tazz: JBL turned around only to find that Karma was waiting for him with that sweet chin music which sent JBL over the top rope
JR: London and Jericho now locking up
JR: London gains the advantage as Batista cheers him on
Tazz: Looks like the animal and London are setting up for something
Tazz: My god you could feel that impact a mile away
JR: Batista caught off gaurd and captured into HBK's headlock
JR: Wo what a tremendous neckbreaker on the animal
Tazz: Paul London was on the top rope but Jericho was able to capture him in a powerbomb position before London got the chance to take off
JR: My god what a tremendous powerbomb by Chris Jericho
Tazz: Uh-oh now Michaels and Jericho have locked eyes and lets not forget how this match started when Michaels shot a sweet chin music right into the face of Chris Jericho
JR: They lock up as Shawn gains the advantage and gets Jericho into a headlock
Tazz: But Jericho reversed it with a back suplex
JR: But just as Jericho locks up he meets his predator Batista
Tazz: Batista rushing Jericho over the ropes and tosses him over with ease
JR: Uh oh Batista has to look out here
Tazz: Batista dodged that sweet chin music like it was nothing
JR: Michaels now in danger of elimination
Tazz: but lucky for him the other competitors are distracted with each other so HBK still has a shot to get back in this match
Tazz: oh maybe I spoke to soon
JR: JBL not even in this match any longer had stuck around under the ring just to get back at Michaels
Tazz: Batista with that huge Samoan drop
JR: watch here as JBL sets up Shawn Michaels for a suplex
Tazz: Oh speaking of a suplex a huge suplex delivered by Batista to London
JR: And Michaels reversing the suplex in his favor into a suplex of his own
Tazz: Michaels now up looks like he's getting ready for a sweet chin music
Tazz: Sweet chi-- oh and he missed
JR: JBL now has Shawn back within his grips the question is what more can he do to torcher HBK
Tazz: London finally getting up after that suplex ... this entire thing has been like watching 2 matches at once
JR: and a Powerbomb by JBL
Tazz: London attempting a moonsault here
Tazz: But Batista catches him and delivers a mighty body slam
JR: What in the Hell
Tazz: The lights are out
JR: whats going on
Tazz: wait a second whats going on those 3 werent like that before the lights went out
Tazz: and they are out again
Tazz: Hey thats the Undertaker
JR: and he's setting up for a Chokeslam
Tazz: Chokeslam over the top rope
JR: Batista is now eliminated making Paul London the winner of this match but unfortunately he isn't concious to celebrate the victory
Tazz: well Undertaker isn't the only brother of destruction on the attack I just receeved word that Kane is attacking John Cena backstage'
Tazz: what in the hell is up with these attacks
JR: I think these 2 just like to hurt people and unfortunately for Batista and Cena they are quite good at it
JR: Not a moments rest for cena Kane just came crashing down on the man
Tazz: throwing a trashcan at the unconcious John Cena
Kane: hehehehehehehHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JR: wow what a nightmare
Tazz: I would hate to be Cena right now
JR: well attacks aside ladies and gentlemen we now bring you our second match of the night which is Gregory Helms against Stone Cold
Anouncer: the challenger on his way to the ring wheighing in at 215 pounds he is from Raleigh North Carolina Gregory Helms
Anouncer: and the opponent making his way to the ring wheighing in at 254 pounds he is from Victoria Texas Stone Cold Steve Austin
*Ding Ding Ding*
Tazz: here we go as these 2 men prepare to take eachother on
JR: Stone Cold just tackling and pummeling Helms to the ground
Tazz: Stone Cold going for a bull dog
Tazz: But Helms gets out with that low blow
JR: Helms going for the ropes
Tazz: Helms looking for that spring board cross body
JR: There he goes ... what big move to successfully bring down the Texas Rattle Snake
Tazz: Helms now waiting for Steve Austin to get up
JR: Stone Colds up and Helms is running towards him
Tazz: went for a shining wizard but stone cold caught him Helms is now right where Stone Cold wants him
JR: and an atomic drop to Gregory Helms
Tazz: Helms may still be capable of getting back up
Tazz: But Stone Cold kicks him down
JR: Stone Cold showing off for the crowd unaware of your surroundings
Tazz: and when it comes to a match with Gregory Helms you shouldn't be unaware because he can get up pretty fast
JR: LOOK OUT!
Tazz: Oh Pay dirt on the Texas Rattle Snake
JR: Both men starting to get up
Tazz: But Helms knocks him down with a low drop kick
Tazz: Helms getting up as fast as he can
JR: Going for the Pin
Tazz: 1,2 and...
Tazz: kick out at 2
JR: Stone Cold locking in with Helms
Tazz: Belly to Belly suplex right into the corner which can really damage the spine
JR: Helms back up quickly like you said but you could see the fatigue in his eyes Tazz
JR: Look out
Tazz: Kick to the gut of Gregory Helms
Tazz: a huge Stone Cold Stunner ... is this it?
Tazz & JR: 1,2
Tazz: & 3 its over ladies and gentlemen
JR: Stone Cold is your winner of this match
Tazz: and now we have a new competition with pro wrestler Chris Masters
Chris Masters: Ladies and Gentlemen boys and girls welcome to the masterlock challenge where almost every week I the masterpiec Chris Master offer 100,000 dollars to the first person to break my submission ... the inescapable Masterlock
Chris Masters: Now DWF fans I would like to introduce my firs contestant .... Mr.Kennedy!!!
Chris Masters: Thats right on his way to the ring wheighing in at 243 pounds from greenwhich Connecticut MR. Kennedy
Chris Masters: So any words before we get Started Kennedy?
Mr.Kennedy: Yeah ... first of all you stole my line second of all are you ready to hand me my 100,000 dollars
Chris Masters: Ha your funny Kennedy... so are you ready for the challenge?
Mr.Kennedy: we will see how funny it is when that 100,000 comes out of your pocket
*Edges theme song*
Tazz: what in the hell is Edge doing here ... what could he possibly want?
Chris Masters: Come on...
Edge: Sorry guys I was just in the back watching ... and Chris what your doing here is real cute but I figured your importance here is so minor I may as well interupt now and get this out
Edge: Kennedy before we wer televised I have seen your work in the ring and I have to say you are one of the best I have ever seen so I come to you tonight with the offer of me asking ... what would you say to being my tag team partner?
Edge: Come on ... what'dya say Kennedy ... you on board?
Chris Masters: just answer him and get it over with
Mr.Kennedy: You know what Edge my answer is yes ...
Mr.Kennedy: On one condition ...
Mr.Kennedy: You take my place in the Masterlock challenge
Edge: sounds fair to me let's do it
JR: the look of astonishment on the face of Chris Masters
Tazz: Here we go
*DING DING DING*
Tazz: Down goes Edge!
Tazz: Kennedy coming to the aid of his new partner
JR: Kennedy locking in
Tazz: OH Kennedy with a mic Check on Chris Masters
JR: There you go folks this is the begining of a new tag team what are they going to do
Tazz: well now that this is all over with it's time to start the Maine event
Anouncer: introducing first on his way to the ring wheighing in at 245 pounds he is from ST.Louis Missouri Randy Orton
Anouncer: Abd the opponent making his way to the ring wheighing in at 255 pounds he is from Greenwhich Connecticut Triple H
JR: Orton with a surprise RKO
Tazz: But Hunter gets out of it and locks his arms around Ortons waist
JR: and a German suplex by The Game
Tazz: This is the thing you can't surprise Triple H he is the cerebral assasin Orton tried to pull a fast one and Triple H immidiately got out of it and delivered that german suplex you folks at home just saw
JR: Orton has gotten back up and Triple H with a punch to the skull of Randy Orton
Tazz: This is the part where things get intense
JR: Irish whip with a rebound off the ropes
Tazz: Abd a huge clothesline from Triple H
Tazz: The Game has to watch out here
JR: He knows he's in trouble
JR: But he wasnt on the offense and Orton got him down
Tazz: Orton with a stomp to the chest of Triple H
JR: the Viper Randy Orton much like a viper he is stalking his prey which in this case is Triple H
Tazz: Orton going for that super kick
Tazz: OH ... there we go ladies and gentlemen
JR: Bounced off the ropes and...
JR: a leg drop by Orton
JR: whats he gonna do next
Tazz: whats gonna happen
JR: BY god a hunting RKO by Orton
Tazz: and here we go with the pin ... 1,2....
JR: Orton was hit by a chair
Tazz: Oh my god it's Kurt Angle
JR: Angle back with a vengeance with that steel chair
*Ding Ding Ding*
Tazz: Angle with the chair to the face of the Game
JR: Here comes DWF champion CM Punk
Tazz: He's got Angle
JR: Looks like Punk and Orton are going to work together on this one
JR: By god what would you call that move?
Tazz: I would call it the GTKO
JR: Meaning?
Tazz: Go Towards Knock Out
Tazz: Oh and a face buster by Triple H
Mr.McMahon: STOP THIS NON-SENSE NOW ... or you are all fired... now that I have your attention next week you 4 will be in our maine event ... a tag team match ... Triple H and Kurt Angle against CM Punk and Randy Orton ... if Hunter and Angle win then the match at genesis becomes a fatal 4 way between the 4 of you if Punk and Orton win than the match becomes a one on one match between Orton and Punk themselves.
Tazz: what a situation none of these 4 really get along but in order to get what they want they must team up with one another just to make a decision for the match at Genesis.
JR: What a predicament for the superstars to be put in
Tazz: and I love it
Mr.McMahon: Thank you and good night!