DWF episode 3

DWF episode 3 Dec 27, 2010 20:46:59 GMT -5

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Post by Max on Dec 27, 2010 20:46:59 GMT -5

Randy Orton: 23

Randy Orton: 24

CM Punk: Randy
Randy Orton: one second

Randy Orton: 25
CM Punk: Randy we need to talk

Randy Orton: about what?
CM Punk: tonight me and you are tagging together against Angle and Triple H and based on their past aggressions with you in order to make it easier on yourself I would like to suggest that for tonight we make a truce ...

Randy Orton: honestly Punk I don't care and if I were you I would worry less about me and more about that gold your holding right there. besides your under estimating my capabilities

CM Punk: I can watch my own back but I want to guarantee myself a win tonight so I have no other choice than to worry about what your going to do tonight or anywhere from there

CM Punk: so what'dya say Orton just for tonight?

Randy Orton: Why don't you call me when you grow a set Punk

Tazz: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another exciting action packed night of domination wrestling federation and tonight our first match that we bring you is to settle the differences between Shawn Michaels and Chris Jericho
JR: That's right Tazz if you remember last week Shawn Michaels started off our 6-man battle royale by delivering a sweet chin music to Chris Jericho as he was entering the ring
Tazz: and if you weren't watching last week here is a little replay

JR: and what a moment that was and all leading up to tonight where those 2 will face off

Anouncer: On his way to the ring wheighing in at 226 pounds he is from Winnipeg Canada Chris Jericho

Anouncer: and the opponent wheighing in at 225 pounds he is from San Antonio Texas Shawn Michaels

Tazz & JR: OOHH
JR: JBL with that chair shot from out of nowhere

Tazz: But here comes Jericho to aid JBL in this attack on the Heart Break Kid

JR: Oh my god Jericho with that drop kick to the chair smacking into JBL's face
Tazz: maybe I spoke too soon

Tazz: I am amazed that Jericho actually came out to put down JBL rather than beat down the man that kicked him in the face last week

JR: Michaels now aware of Jerichos presence outside of the ring all hell might just break loose right here right now Tazz

Tazz: Oh but they seem to continue to work together

JR: Michaels jumping off from the apron to catch JBL into a huge DDT

Tazz: Oh no .... Michaels look out

JR: Amazing: Shawn had his back to Jericho and was still able to dodge that chair shot

Tazz: Oh and now Michaels with a sweet chin music into the chair against Jerichos head

JR: But now JBL is getting back up

Tazz: Oh man... JBL with a DDT of his own to HBK

JR: Look out here comes Jericho once again

Tazz: JBL Caught him!

Tazz: wait

Tazz: Oh ... Hurricanrana right into the post

JR: now both Jericho and JBL have to look out here for Shawn

Tazz: Oh man here it comes

JR: BY GOD ... Michaels with a cross body to both JBL and Jericho

Tazz: Man HBK really knows how to dominate a street fight ... he aint what he used to be but man does Michaels have power
JR: you took the words right out of my mouth Tazz

JR: Michaels now victimizing JBL yet again so it seems

Tazz: oh boy Michaels going for a suplex on JBL here

JR: what an impact you could here the sound of JBL's body smack against the floor all the way from the other side of the world

JR: look out Shawn here comes Jericho

Tazz: OH MAN
JR: GOOD GOD

Tazz: MY God code breaker right into HBK now giving Jericho the upper hand in this battle

Tazz: everyones up now
JR: I don't think this fighting is ever gonna stop

Stephanie McMahon: boys if you know whats good for your careers you will stop this non-sense right now

Tazz: Stephs got their attention now

Stephanie McMahon: since you 3 are so content on beating one another to a pulp and we still have a vacant Hardcore title at the pay per view of Genesis you 3 will be in a triple threat ladder match for the title and if you don't like it you can take it up with my father who will surely take it up with your contracts and his lawyer otherwise known as a paper shredder

JR: My god this match has just been full of surprises hasn't it
Tazz: and what great surprises they are ... it's like christmas for a wrestling fan

JBL: Stephanie I am a good friend of your dads and I know he wouldn't do that to me so why don't you just be a good little girl and go backstage get me that title hand it over and than fire these to low life piles of scum

Stephanie: sorry JBL all I heard was please fire me I am arrogant and afraid to get my ass handed to me by Shawn Michaels and Chris Jericho ... like it or not JBL if you like making money here and you value your job you are going to be in that match and not just that you also seem to forget I also have control over your contract my fathers consent or not. and I am sure if you disagree further that Shawn and Chris would be glad to give you a taste of what you will recieve at Genesis

Tazz: I think JBL just realized the world of trouble he is in
JR: he just made Stephanie McMahon an enemy someone who has control partially of his wrestling contract and if her father and our chairman Vince gets involved here than JBL will never see another wrestling ring in his life time

Stephanie: Now why dont you go backstage like a good little boy gather your stuff and think about how you want to handle yourself this weekend

Shawn Michaels: thank you so much Steph

Tazz: but it looks like these 2 still have problems unresolved

JR: I'm surprised Michaels is extending his hand to Jericho as a sign of respect

Tazz: I am even more shocked that Jericho accepted it

Chris Masters: Hello ladies and gentlemen boys and girls....

Chris Masters: and welcome to another masterlock challenge!

Chris Masters: and introducing todays contestant wheighing in at 205 pounds he is from Austin Texas Paul London

Tazz: well I spoke with Paul earlier today and he was telling me that him and the masterpiece are actually pretty good friends but he could use the cash and he is always up for the challenge
JR: well he proved that he is always up to a challenge last week with every move he pulled off in that 6 man battle royale

Chris Masters: well Paul do you have any last words before we begin buddy?

Paul London: Nothing accept lets get started

*Ding Ding Ding*
JR: here we go as the master lock challenge begins

Tazz: oh boy you could see London struggling to remove himself from that manuever

JR: but he is starting to tire out

JR: and London loses the Masterlock challenge

Chris Masters: you did great man better luck next time
*Edges theme song*

Mr.Kennedy: Good lord ... Edge do you smell that?

Edge: Yeah ... either someone farted or Paul London and Chris Masters are attempting to actually appeal to a crowd

Mr.Kennedy: Man thats disgusting ... don't you guys remember what happened last time .... it was literally raining cats and dogs pigs began to fly Roddy Piper apologized for bopping Jimmy Snuka with a coconut

Paul London: thats big talk for the 2 guys that dont even have recognition as a tag team

Paul London: In fact if you guys are so amazing why dont you face us in a tag team match this weekend at Genesis and put your money where your mouth is

Mr.Kennedy & Edge: Nah!

Paul London: whats the matter afraid of some descent compeetition afraid of another masterlock

Edge: I don't think you get it Paul me and Kennedy here are too good to be associating with the likes of you and the buff bagwell wannabe over here

Paul: geeze ... what cowards you really need to make excuses for why your afraid to face me and the masterpiece

Edge: you still do--
Mr.Kennedy: we accept your challenge London

Edge: what?

Mr.Kennedy: I figured they were 2 low lifes and easy to take down its good to get a warm up before having some real tag matches

Edge: I guess your right we can handle to wimps like them can't we
Mr.Kennedy: exactly my point

Edge: so you know what London you will get your little match at genesis on one condition you make it a elmination tables Match

Paul London: then it's a deal see you at the pay per view

JR: well that was quite the encounter between those 4
Tazz: what do you expect Edge and Kennedy came out and disrespected them and London gave himself a chance to put them in their place

JR: well ladies and gentlemen up next we have Jeff Hardy accompanied by Rey Mysterio against Chavo Guerrero

Anouncer: On his way to the ring wheighing in at 215 pounds he is from El Paso Texas Chavo Guerrero

Anouncer: and the opponent accompanied by Rey Mysterio wheighing in at 215 pounds he is from Cameron North Carolina Jeff Hardy

JR: and Chavo Guerrero going right in for the lock up
*DING DING DING*

Tazz: Working it into a headlock

Tazz: and there goes Chavo with a neckbreaker on Jeff Hardy

JR: Chavo running for the corner

JR: going for a moonsault

JR: and Hardy rolls out of the way just in time to dodge that moonsault by chavo guerrero

Tazz: Hardy preparing himself

JR: Hardy setting up here

Tazz & JR: OOOOHHHH
Tazz: that was a low blow

JR: Chavo going for the ropes

Tazz: we are getting extreme now JR

JR: Oh what an impact ... I am surprised he can even get up after that

Tazz: Oh no not again
JR: is this going to be another unexplained attack!?

JR: there they are the brothers of destricton

JR: this is just vicious they are brutalizing Rey Mysterio

Tazz: oh but the cavalry has arrived JR

Tazz: look at that Chavos gonna give him an extreme DDT from the top rope
JR: he is looking to finish his opponent right here

Tazz: oh no
JR: good god
Tazz: Hardy look out
Tazz & JR: OH

Tazz: ........my god

JR: and here comes Shelton Benjamin
Tazz: who's side is he on

JR: looks like he is out here in favor of Undertaker and Kane

Tazz: Look hardys locked onto Chavo

JR: Hardy just will not stay down
Tazz: and you have to respect that because that is charisma at its finest

JR: we look here as the action goes on outside of the ring
Tazz: oh leg drop by Hardy

JR: here comes the pin .... 1,2 and...

JR: 3

Tazz: Hardy did it he beat Chavo Guerrero

JR: and now Hardys allies entering the ring

John Cena: well Undertaker ... Kane this is it

John Cena: we are just a few days away from the genesis

John Cena: and at Genesis boy do we have a match planned for you

John Cena: at DWF genesis Undertaker you will be facing my man Batista one on one but this isn't any ordinary match ... everyone here is going to be a lumberjack what do you have to say to that!

*Boom*
JR: My god ... what in the hell was that?

Kane: we accept
Tazz: wo everyone that was in the ring is unconcious
JR: good lord

Maria: ladies and gentlemen I am here backstage with the olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle

Maria: Kurt rescently you have had a lot of anger towardy Randy Orton

Maria: would you mind explaining specificly why you hate Orton so much

Kurt Angle: well Maria the way I see it the first episode of DWF I had already been so close to the championship but when we got a TV deal Mr.McMahon decided to restart everything so it pulled me back from my championship match and than Orton unneccesarily beat me out side of the ring instead of holding a true traditional descent wrestling match something that DWF is supposed to be all about ... which is why tonight after I beat Orton and Punk I will overcome them and Triple H in the fatal 4 way maine event and come out the DWF champion

Kurt Angle: I think we are done here

Maria: wait but

Tazz: well you heard it from Kurt Angle himself he basically took 1 step forward but when McMahon got the TV deal he was forced to take one step back

Anouncer: on their way to the ring at a combined wheight of 245 pounds the team of Kurt Angle and Triple H

Anouncer: and now on their way to the ring at a combined wheight of 467 pounds the team of Randy Orton and CM Punk

*DING DING DING*

JR: well this match starts off with The Game Triple H facing off with The Viper Randy Orton a match up we saw last week as well where Kurt Angle interupted and then CM Punk and now we have this match here arranged by DWF chairman Vince McMahon himself

Tazz: now here we stand watching Orton and Hunter stand off

JR: and Triple H goes right in with the headlock

Tazz: Orton sending Triple H off to the ropes

Tazz: Triple H with the rebound

JR: there he goes delivering that face buster to Randy Orton

Tazz: Orton just standing there now in a daze

JR: Triple H now tagging in his partner for the night Kurt Angle someone that really wants to get at Ortons throat

Tazz: Here comes Angle!

Tazz: Oh ... what a clothesline
JR: my god my god my god

Tazz: down goes Orton

Tazz: Angle coming for the Viper yet again

Tazz: and delivers yet another clothesline

JR: Punk reaching out for Orton to tag he really wants to get in there

JR: Angle prepared for Orton to get up

Tazz: Oh man Angle has him in a piledriver possition!

JR: lifts him up and...

JR: Oh my god what a piledriver by Kurt Angle
Tazz: Man talk about hard landing

Kurt Angle: YOU LIKE THAT!!!
Tazz: Angle yelling at Orton as he gets up

JR: Ortons back up and Angle has his back to Orton as he goes to tag in Triple H

Tazz: Oh ... talk about a back breaking experience

JR: woah ... Orton just punched Punk in the face!
Tazz: does that still count as a tag?

JR: I guess so but look how angered Punk is by Ortons actions just now

Tazz: well earlier Punk offered a limited truce with Orton and Orton just brushed him off and I guess he really does hold a grudge that or he is just that aggrivated